The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

Exhaustive Scheduling Options

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-28

A true confession: I absolutely cannot successfully edit a crontab file without spending a lot of time reading docs on what all the little date/time/interval flags mean. Partially, it's just that I don't do it very often, but mainly the information flies right out of my head once I've done it. I can absolutely understand why someone might want to write a little helper program to help themselves manage their crontab.

I just can't understand why they'd write this one, sent to us Beorn. We'll have to take this one in chunks, because it's 18,905 lines.

19 comments - Last comment @ 2023-03-01

Terning Nulls into Values

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-27

A former co-worker of David S wanted to check for nulls, and apparently, they had just learned about the ternary operator, so they wanted to combine these actions. That, itself, isn't a WTF- using ternaries to coalesce nulls is a time-honored tradition and generally pretty effective.

Let's see how this Java developer approached it:

21 comments - Last comment @ 2023-03-06

Take Off

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2023-02-24

Slow news week at Error'd, so we're dusting off a couple of submissions from earlier. That last one's a beauty, eh?

Special Dave flexes "Got my annual request for a donation to Habitat for Humanity. Not sure if their new URL is meant to convey just how special I am as a donor, or if someone was goofing off with a test for formatting the form and forgot to change before their production run." We love you too, sweet cheeks.

7 comments - Last comment @ 2024-03-27

The Duff Code

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-23

As we frequently note, a staggering number of real-world software products start their lives as Access databases running from a shared folder somewhere. There are professional developers who end up maintaining these monstrosities.

Gregory has had the misfortune of being one of those developers. A client has a terribly performing Access database, and it happens to be the driver of their business: it generates insurance quotes for an insurance company.

9 comments - Last comment @ 2023-03-01

Magic Strings Attached

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-22

Magic strings are as bad as magic numbers, if not worse. So when Tomasz found this block, it didn't seem so bad:

class OPERATION:
   TRANSACTION = 'conditioned_transaction'
   BOUNTY_CREATE = 'bounty_create'
   GUESS_PASSWORD = 'guess_password'

25 comments - Last comment @ 2023-07-21

The Microservice Migration

by Remy Porter in Feature Articles on 2023-02-21

"Why aren't we using microservices?"

It was an odd way to start a meeting, but it got Mr. TA's attention. TA was contracting with a client, and sitting in a meeting with their senior architects. TA and one of his peers exchanged a glance and a small eye-roll. They knew exactly what had happened: Alvin, the senior architect, had learned about a new fad.

26 comments - Last comment @ 2023-03-19

Unequal Code

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-20

Ryan's co-worker caught a high priority ticket- certain features of their dashboard app were crashing when anyone tried to access them. It didn't take long to figure out that there was a stack overflow, and that some recursive function was blowing out the stack.

It took a little longer to find the recursive function in their C# code base:

19 comments - Last comment @ 2023-02-26

Even Auld Lang Syner

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2023-02-17

When the New Year just isn't exciting anymore, and you need an extra dose of that New Year smell, you can get it right here at Errorerr'd. Again. Dates are (not this) hard.

We are very satisfied with this submission from Ben S. who pithily noted "This was the 2023 survey."

10 comments - Last comment @ 2023-02-19

File Type Detection

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-16

Discerning the type of data stored in a file is frequently a challenge. We've come up with all sorts of ways to do it- like including magic bytes at the start of a file, using file extensions, appending MIME type information where possible, and frequently just hoping for the best. Ivan was working on a Python system that needed to handle XML data. Someone wanted to make sure that the XML data was actually XML, and not some other file format.

def is_xml(str):
    return str.startswith("<")

26 comments - Last comment @ 2023-03-18

Userless User

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-15

Ben ran into some misbehaving C# code- handling users was not doing what it was supposed to do, and when "what it's supposed to do" is "prevent users from seeing content owned by other users without permission", that's a bad thing.

The code Ben found wasn't the cause of the bug, but it ended up wasting a bunch of his time as he tried to understand why it existed.

22 comments - Last comment @ 2023-02-28

Comments, Documentation, and Nulls

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-14

Ah, the joy of comments. Good comments can illuminate complicated code, explain a programmer's reasoning, or even just do their best to absolve a burned out programmer of their sins. "Yes, it's bad, but it works."

Then there's this comment, sent to us by Mark B. This is from a configuration file format, "helpfully" explaining what the flag does.

17 comments - Last comment @ 2023-02-22

Injectables are Fun

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-13

Today, Morpheus sends us a SQL injection vulnerability. But it's a peculiar version that only uses parameters. Let's start with the bit that looks normal:

    strStrBuilder.Append(" update sometable set ")
    strStrBuilder.Append(" SOMECOLUMN = :p_somevalue, ")
    strStrBuilder.Append(" rowuserid = :p_userid, ")
    strStrBuilder.Append(" rowtaskid = :p_taskid ")
    strStrBuilder.Append(" where id = :p_id")
    strSQL = strStrBuilder.ToString

25 comments - Last comment @ 2023-03-15

Chill

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2023-02-10

No real theme this week, just some random groaners to tide you through the weekend.

Historian Drew W. wonders "I'm not sure which is weirder: the fact that Verizon has a bunch of numbers after it or that AT&T seems to be stuck in roughly 2013 (when Sprint killed the Nextel network for good)."

26 comments - Last comment @ 2023-04-16

An Exceptional Zero

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-09

One of the most powerful features of using exceptions for error handling is that they let you create your own exceptions, and thus accurately describe the family of exceptional situations your code could generate. On the flip side, some developers over-specialize, creating custom exceptions for every different place an out-of-range error could happen, for example.

Then there's the code Nasch was debugging recently. The previous developer found a different way to create unique exceptions for every place an error might occur.

25 comments - Last comment @ 2024-01-11

Skip to the Loo

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-08

Way back when Microsoft added LINQ to .NET, the real selling point was lazy evaluation. You could do something like var x = someList.Skip(3).Where((x) => x > 3).Take(5) and nothing would actually happen until you attempted to interact with the value of x. This can be especially great when interacting with a database, avoiding the round-trip until you actually need the data, and then only fetching the data which fulfills your request. If you understand what's happening, this can be pretty great.

If you understand. Which brings us to Simon, who has inherited a "particularly bad" code base. This particular system is for tracking attendance, and the pool of individuals being tracked is rather large, so someone wanted to make sure that they were processed in batches of no more than 30. This is how they accomplished that.

16 comments - Last comment @ 2023-02-23

Getting Lost in the World

by Remy Porter in Feature Articles on 2023-02-07

Unit tests are important, but unit tests alone don't guarantee a good code base. Sandra, still suffering at InitAg brings us a bug that was sitting in their project for months, undetected.

In this case, Sandra's team needed to work with geographic information. Now, this is hard. Geography is hard. Maps are hard. Coordinate systems are hard.

18 comments - Last comment @ 2023-07-07

Code Commenter and Error Handler

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-06

Visual Basic for Applications represents the core mistake of putting a full-featured programming environment on every desktop. That so much VBA code is bad is not remarkable- that any good code exists would be shocking.

We rarely cover VBA code, because most of it is written by a non-programmer who discovered they could solve real business problems in Microsoft Access. TRWTF is, in fact, how much of the world runs on an Access database stuffed into a network share somewhere. But there are organizations that hire developers and then shove them into writing VBA, which is what happened to Doug. This code comes from quite awhile ago.

19 comments - Last comment @ 2023-06-30

You Spin Me Right Round

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2023-02-03

Audiophile Gear H. enthused "Love me some Bob Dylan. But it looks like I'll need to save up to complete my collection."

13 comments - Last comment @ 2023-05-07

Constantly Finding Magic

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-02

We constantly see developers finding… creative solutions to the requirement that they avoid magic numbers in their code. Refactoring to define a constant is just too hard, apparently.

Today, Maklemore sends us a short snippet that neatly solves the problem of magic numbers by making sure the number isn't a number, at least to start:

23 comments - Last comment @ 2023-07-07

The DOM Checker

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2023-02-01

Dave does a little work on a website when the core developers are in over their heads on maintenance. Which is a thing that happens a lot.

Let's see if we can get a sense of why, starting with this little method here:

17 comments - Last comment @ 2023-02-23

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