The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

Historical Dates

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-12

Handling non-existent values always presents special challenges. We've (mostly) agreed that NULL is, in some fashion, the right way to do it, though it's still common to see some sort of sentinel value that exists outside of the expected range- like a function returning a negative value when an error occurred, and a zero (or positive) value when the operation completes.

Javier found this function, which has a… very French(?) way of handling invalid dates.

10 comments - Last comment @ 08:19

Losing a Digit

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-11

Alicia recently moved to a new country and took a job with a small company willing to pay well and help with relocation costs. Overall, the code base was pretty solid. Despite the overall strong code base, one recurring complaint was that running the test suite was painfully long.

While Alicia doesn't specify what the core business is, but says: "in this company's core business, random numbers were the base of everything."

27 comments - Last comment @ 04:22

High Temperature

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-10

Brian (previously)found himself contracting for an IoT company, shipping thermostats and other home automation tools, along with mobile apps to control them.

Brian was hired because the previous contractor had hung around long enough for the product to launch, cashed the check, and vanished, never to be heard from again.

11 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-11

What Goes Up

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2025-11-07

As I was traveling this week (just home today), conveyances of all sorts were on my mind.

Llarry A. warned "This intersection is right near my house. Looks like it's going to be inconvenient for a while..." Keeping this in mind, I chose to take the train rather than drive.

14 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-08

Secure to Great Lengths

by Ellis Morning in Feature Articles on 2025-11-06

Our submitter, Gearhead, was embarking on STEM-related research. This required him to pursue funding from a governmental agency that we’ll call the Ministry of Silly Walks. In order to start a grant application and track its status, Gearhead had to create an account on the Ministry website.

The registration page asked for a lot of personal information first. Then Gearhead had to create his own username and password. He used his password generator to create a random string: D\h.|wAi=&:;^t9ZyoO

28 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-11

Future Documentation

by Remy Porter in Feature Articles on 2025-11-05

Dotan was digging through vendor supplied documentation to understand how to use an API. To his delight, he found a specific function which solved exactly the problem he had, complete with examples of how it was to be used. Fantastic!

He copied one of the examples, and hit compile, and reviewed the list of errors. Mostly, the errors were around "the function you're calling doesn't exist". He went back to the documentation, checked it, went back to the code, didn't find any mistakes, and scratched his head.

10 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-06

Undefined Tasks

by Remy Porter in Feature Articles on 2025-11-04

Years ago, Brian had a problem: their C# application would crash sometimes. What was difficult to understand was why it was crashing, because it wouldn't crash in response to a user action, or really, any easily observable action.

The basic flow was that the users used a desktop application. Many operations that the users wanted to perform were time consuming, so the application spun up background tasks to do them, thus allowing the user to do other things within the application. And sometimes, the application would just crash, both when the user hadn't done anything, and when all background jobs should have been completed.

12 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-07

Solve a Captcha to Continue

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-03

The first time Z hit the captcha on his company's site, he didn't think much of it. And to be honest, the second time he wasn't paying that much attention. So it wasn't until the third time that he realized that the captcha had showed him the same image every single time- a "5" with lines scribbled all over it.

That led Z to dig out the source and see how the captcha was implemneted.

11 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-04

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