The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

A Sudden Tern

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-01-15

Matthias sends us what he calls the "tern of the century". Which, before I share it with you: bad news, it's just a regular bad ternary. But it remains bad in interesting ways, so it's definitely worth talking about. But let's not oversell it.

private static String getOrderTypeCode(CreateOrderRequest order) {
  return !StringUtils.isBlank(order.getOrderParams().getReceivingCompanyFoo()) && ORDR_TP_DQQ_FOO.equals(order.getOrderParams().getOrderType()) ? ORDR_TP_DQQ_BAR_CDE : order.GetOrderParams().getOrderType().getOrderTypeCode();
}

18 comments - Last comment @ 13:40

Going Through Time

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-01-14

Philipp H was going through some log files generated by their CI job to try and measure how long certain steps in the process took. He took the obvious path of writing code to read the logfiles, parse out the timestamps, and then take the difference between them.

Everything worked fine, until for certain steps, a negative timestamp was reported:

17 comments - Last comment @ 05:43

A Pirate's Confession

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-01-13

Today we have a true confession from Carl W. It has the benefit of being in R, which means that at a glance, I just assume "eh, looks fine to me." I guess I'm turning into Jimbo.

But let's dig into it. Carl's first snippet is this:

11 comments - Last comment @ 03:48

The Modern Job Hunt: A Side Quest

by Remy Porter in Feature Articles on 2026-01-12

Over the past few months, Ellis has been sharing the challenges of the modern job hunt. As I'm one week into my new gig, after a weird and protracted search, I thought I'd add my two cents, because kids: it's nasty out there, for sure.

So, for starters, I wrapped up my time working on space robots, and have shifted over to farm robots. That's right, I'm a farmer now. While it may be less glamorous, the business prospects, and thus the prospects of continued employment, are better. That said, I'm working with a startup so I wouldn't say it's all that safe. Still, good change for now, and maybe I'll talk a bit more about what that's like at some point. But that's not where I want to focus today.

21 comments - Last comment @ 05:10

Twofers

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2026-01-09

This week's episode is brought to you by the number two.

"Two Error'ds in two months from these guys!" exclaim'd Thad H. Frist was this, about which Thad snarked "Canada got rid of the penny years ago. I guess the 407ETR took that literally."

9 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-12

The Review

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-01-08

Frequent contributor Argle Bargle (recently, or even in last week's Errord) works with a programmer called "Jimbo". Jimbo is a solid co-worker and a good programmer. He has more tenure at the company than Argle, which means Jimbo is who Argle goes to when he has questions.

Recently, Argle worked his way through a rather complicated bit of code. It involved passing data between two different languages inside of a real-time system. Much of its functionality was opaque and complicated, so Argle wrote literal paragraphs of documentation explaining what the code did, how to invoke it, what the gotchas might be, and how to avoid them.

26 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-11

Un-break-able

by Ellis Morning in Feature Articles on 2026-01-07

Ever feel like it'd all fall to pieces if you so much as turned your head? In the comments section of our article seeking your seasonal horror stories, Wayne shared a holiday WTF of a different sort that's too good not to share:

Not a holiday problem, but a me being on holiday problem.

10 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-08

No Yes

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-01-06

It's common to see code in the form of if (false == true). We get a fair bit of it in our inbox, and we generally don't post it often, because, well, it's usually just a sign that someone generated the code. There's a WTF in that, somewhere, but there's not much to say about the code, beyond, "Don't generate code, pass data from backend to frontend instead."

But Nicholas sends us one that shows a little more of interest in it.

8 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-12

New Year, New You?

by Remy Porter in Announcements on 2026-01-05

During the holiday season, we got some of your holiday WTFs. For the next few weeks, we'd love to see your New Year's Resolutions. Maybe ones for you- what WTF do you do that you want to stop doing? But mostly, we're looking for the resolutions you want to give other people- the teammate who microwaves salmon for lunch everyday (it's healthy protein bro), the pointy-haired-boss who thinks they can code because ChatGPT generates code, the company that thinks CI is too much of an expense. What in your day or workplace needs to take on a resolution for this year?

8 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-11

The Utils

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-01-05

We know 2026 is not a leap year. But how do we know that? We need to call some function to find out.

Steve sends us a bit of representative code; on it's own, it's not so bad, but with the broader context, it's horrifying:

6 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-11

Two-faced

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2026-01-02

For the first Error'd of the future-facing year, we return to our most-hated pattern of every prior year. Namely, broken password mechanisms. Meanwhile, on a personal note, I'm sitting at a boarding gate behind a planeload of people who were scheduled on a flight 12 hours ago! Sure, first-world problems but hoo boy.

"I'll get on that right away" snapped longtime contributor Argle Bargle. "I needed to make a helpdesk request. For some reason they think I need to update my password. Sure, I can appreciate that it's been a while since I've made any password change. The only catch is, I've only been with the company six months."

12 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-07

Best of 2025: The Modern Job Hunt

by Ellis Morning in Best of… on 2026-01-01

The market's been rough out there this year, and this "from the trenches" recap of the challenges is useful for everyone to review as we go into 2026. Original. --Remy

Ellis knew she needed a walk after she hurried off of Zoom at the end of the meeting to avoid sobbing in front of the group.

She'd just been attending a free online seminar regarding safe job hunting on the Internet. Having been searching since the end of January, Ellis had already picked up plenty of first-hand experience with the modern job market, one rejection at a time. She thought she'd attend the seminar just to see if there were any additional things she wasn't aware of. The seminar had gone well, good information presented in a clear and engaging way. But by the end of it, Ellis was feeling bleak. Goodness gracious, she'd already been slogging through months of this. Hundreds of job applications with nothing to show for it. All of the scams out there, all of the bad actors preying on people desperate for their and their loved ones' survival!

5 comments - Last comment @ 2026-01-06

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