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Vintage 2013

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-09-17

Today we have more of a representative comment, from Watson. This comes from some GPL licensed code published by everybody's favorite evil empire, Oracle.

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14 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-17

Extremely One Line

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-09-16

Autoformatting your code is a standard thing to do these days. And in those days past, if we're being honest. There's no excuse to not use some kind of autoformatter. Whether you configure your editor to do it or are a weirdo like me who runs a formatter from the CLI as a build step, you've got an easy way to format your code so it looks neat and readable. And some IDEs, like Visual Studio, are pretty insistent about doing this for you. Which makes today's code sample a bit more perplexing. This comes from an ancient ASP .Net application that Austin has the misfortune to work with:

protected void Page_PreInit(object sender, EventArgs e){if (Request.ServerVariables["http_user_agent"].IndexOf("Safari", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase) != -1)Page.ClientTarget = "uplevel";} protected void Page_Load(object sender, EventArgs e)
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19 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-17

An Odd Sort

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-09-15

Let's say we wanted to query Active Directory and print out a report of all of our users, and their last logon time. That seems like a pretty normal task for a Powershell script. It'd probably be short and easy to read, at least if it were written by a normal person.

Alice sends us one that wasn't. She's already done us a favor, as she writes: "Code cleaned up and indented for the whitespace-missing-impaired."

13 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-16

I Exist

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-09-14

In addition to using an ancient development environment, with terrible UX, Greta also has the misfortune of working in Pascal.

Recently, she was diagnosing a bug. The program was reporting that files didn't exist when they definitely existed. She traced the problem down into the system library. Let's see if you can spot what's wrong:

11 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-15

A Bit of DNS

by Remy Porter in Feature Articles on 2026-09-10

I'm not a DNS person, in that I appreciate that it exists but am not up on the inner workings. It solves a lot of problems with dark magic I don't fully understand, and fortunately don't need to.

But Lucio noticed something that I do think is interesting, within the scope of the CAA record type.

39 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-17

Asynchronous Directories

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-09-09

Eri has a mix of a "true confession" and a "wait, really?" today.

The programming language Vala bills itself as a C# like language that compiles into something pretty close to C performance, designed specifically for writing code against Gnome and its associated libraries.

15 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-10

Classic WTF: A Dumbain Specific Language

by Remy Porter in Best of… on 2026-09-07

It's a holiday here in the US, a celebration of labor, so we're reaching back through the archives for a story about an attempt to be labor saving that was not successful. Original. --Remy

I’ve had to write a few domain-specific-languages in the past. As per Remy’s Law of Requirements Gathering, it’s been mostly because the users needed an Excel-like formula language. The danger of DSLs, of course, is that they’re often YAGNI in the extreme, or at least a sign that you don’t really understand your problem.

XML, coupled with schemas, is a tool for building data-focused DSLs. If you have some complex structure, you can convert each of its features into an XML attribute. For example, if you had a grammar that looked something like this:

10 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-08

Heating Up

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2026-09-03

A common option for retrofitting heating and cooling into older homes is a mini-split, frequently tied to a heat pump. They're (relatively) cheap to install, energy efficient, and can be added without substantial modifications to the home. They also, annoyingly, are mostly controlled via IR remotes, making them challenging to wire up to home automation or even a household thermostat.

People have made solutions, and today's code comes from one of those solutions. Which, I want to stress, this code comes from an open source project for home automation, so it's not the code that's wrong, here. At first I thought it was, and had a moment of, "I'm not going to pick on some hobby project," but then I realised the hobby project points at a deeper issue.

36 comments - Last comment @ 2026-09-07