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Backwards Headline
Last post 07-07-2008 12:16 PM by boomzilla. 15 replies.
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07-04-2008 9:21 AM
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pacohope


- Joined on 04-02-2007
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I had to do a double-take on this headline. I had heard the news story on the radio, so I knew what it was about. Ironically, the headline can be taken to mean what it is intended to mean, or its exact opposite. The web site has it exactly the same way.
I can read this two different ways: - Walk to bus <pause> stops growing
- Walk to bus stops <pause> growing
The second is what they meant. The first is essentially the opposite. Very cool.
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Faxmachinen


- Joined on 03-19-2007
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That's exactly why we concatenate nouns over here.
rpar PROTON all
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dhromed


- Joined on 04-13-2005
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rbowes:The story is about how bus stops are getting bigger, right? No, it's about how we are getting taller as a people.
— Flurp.
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dysmas


- Joined on 12-15-2006
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Terry Pratchett:"Patrician attacks Clerk with Knife! (He had the Knife, not the Clerk.)"
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danixdefcon5


- Joined on 01-09-2007
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dhromed:
rbowes:
The story is about how bus stops are getting bigger, right?
No, it's about how we are getting taller as a people.
I thought its about how kids end up being midgets by walking to the bus...
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WeatherGod


- Joined on 04-19-2006
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dysmas: Terry Pratchett:"Patrician attacks Clerk with Knife! (He had the Knife, not the Clerk.)"
I always personally liked the description of a panda: "Eats shoots and leaves"
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hallo.amt


- Joined on 12-15-2006
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Faxmachinen:That's exactly why we concatenate nouns over here. Still we get stuff like "The police was cought by the cycle thief"... (a German magazine has a section called "Hohlspiegel" especially for stuff like this)
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WWWWolf


- Joined on 12-05-2005
- Oulu, Finland
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rbowes:The story is about how bus stops are getting bigger, right?
Nope, it's obviously about some confused reporter who made a story about a role-playing convention... and starts the story with an amusing anecdote about the noisy convention environment; he seriously misheard the phrase "Walktapus stops growing", leading to hilarity.
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tster


- Joined on 04-11-2006
- Worcester, MA
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chishm:This is one reason to use a hyphen. "Walk to bus-stops growing" is unambiguous and it took only one piece of punctuation. Imagine that, punctuation has a use. although, as someone already pointed out, that could still mean: "You, walk to the bus-stop while growing."
The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting... see bio for the earth shattering ending.
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boomzilla


- Joined on 12-11-2007
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tster: chishm:This is one reason to use a hyphen. "Walk to bus-stops growing" is unambiguous and it took only one piece of punctuation. Imagine that, punctuation has a use.
although, as someone already pointed out, that could still mean: "You, walk to the bus-stop while growing."
Yet another possibility, "Walk-to bus-stops growing." Meaning stops on the side of the road, as opposed to something like a depot.
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