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Last post 07-07-2008 12:16 PM by boomzilla. 15 replies.
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  • 07-04-2008 9:21 AM

    • pacohope
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    Backwards Headline

    I had to do a double-take on this headline. I had heard the news story on the radio, so I knew what it was about. Ironically, the headline can be taken to mean what it is intended to mean, or its exact opposite. The web site has it exactly the same way.


     I can read this two different ways:

    • Walk to bus <pause> stops growing
    • Walk to bus stops <pause> growing
    The second is what they meant. The first is essentially the opposite. Very cool. 
  • 07-04-2008 9:50 AM In reply to

    • Dalden
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    Re: Backwards Headline

     Not saying this is the case here, but newspapers sometimes do this kind of thing on purpose to attract attention. They make the headlines ambigious to get you interested and read the story.

  • 07-04-2008 9:58 AM In reply to

    • rbowes
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    Re: Backwards Headline

    The story is about how bus stops are getting bigger, right?

  • 07-04-2008 10:12 AM In reply to

    Re: Backwards Headline

    That's exactly why we concatenate nouns over here.

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  • 07-04-2008 11:23 AM In reply to

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    rbowes:

    The story is about how bus stops are getting bigger, right?

     

    No, it's about how we are getting taller as a people.

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  • 07-04-2008 12:08 PM In reply to

    Re: Backwards Headline

     

    Terry Pratchett:

    "Patrician attacks Clerk with Knife! (He had the Knife, not the Clerk.)"

     

     

  • 07-04-2008 2:42 PM In reply to

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    dhromed:

    rbowes:

    The story is about how bus stops are getting bigger, right?

     

    No, it's about how we are getting taller as a people.

    I thought its about how kids end up being midgets by walking to the bus...
  • 07-04-2008 3:24 PM In reply to

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    dysmas:

     

    Terry Pratchett:

    "Patrician attacks Clerk with Knife! (He had the Knife, not the Clerk.)"

    I always personally liked the description of a panda: "Eats shoots and leaves"

  • 07-04-2008 5:22 PM In reply to

    Re: Backwards Headline

     "He shot a crackhead with a kalashnikov"

  • 07-05-2008 9:59 AM In reply to

    Re: Backwards Headline

     Did ya hear the one about the guy who shot his neighbor with a shovel?

  • 07-05-2008 3:06 PM In reply to

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    Faxmachinen:

    That's exactly why we concatenate nouns over here.

     

    Still we get stuff like "The police was cought by the cycle thief"... (a German magazine has a section called "Hohlspiegel" especially for stuff like this)

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  • 07-05-2008 4:57 PM In reply to

    • TGV
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    Re: Backwards Headline

    This, gentlemen, is called ambiguity, syntactic ambiguity in this case. Ambiguity is a most pervasive phenomenon in natural language yet we hardly ever noticed it. E.g., you probably missed the fact that "Walk" can also be an imperative ("You have to walk") as in "Walk to bus stops smiling". Syntactically perfectly well-formed, semantically a bit stretched. In my line of work, this doesn't even deserve a mug.

  • 07-06-2008 5:23 AM In reply to

    • chishm
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    Re: Backwards Headline

    This is one reason to use a hyphen. "Walk to bus-stops growing" is unambiguous and it took only one piece of punctuation. Imagine that, punctuation has a use.

  • 07-06-2008 3:18 PM In reply to

    • WWWWolf
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    Re: Backwards Headline

    rbowes:

    The story is about how bus stops are getting bigger, right?

    Nope, it's obviously about some confused reporter who made a story about a role-playing convention... and starts the story with an amusing anecdote about the noisy convention environment; he seriously misheard the phrase "Walktapus stops growing", leading to hilarity.

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  • 07-07-2008 7:54 AM In reply to

    • tster
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    Re: Backwards Headline

    chishm:

    This is one reason to use a hyphen. "Walk to bus-stops growing" is unambiguous and it took only one piece of punctuation. Imagine that, punctuation has a use.

     

    although, as someone already pointed out, that could still mean:  "You, walk to the bus-stop while growing."

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  • 07-07-2008 12:16 PM In reply to

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    tster:
    chishm:
    This is one reason to use a hyphen. "Walk to bus-stops growing" is unambiguous and it took only one piece of punctuation. Imagine that, punctuation has a use.

    although, as someone already pointed out, that could still mean:  "You, walk to the bus-stop while growing."
    Yet another possibility, "Walk-to bus-stops growing."  Meaning stops on the side of the road, as opposed to something like a depot.

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